Saw this from Kevin Ding's article in the Orange County Register. He didn't like the Black Mambas first Tweet "Can you hear me now?"... I would have to say, it's more of a HISS, than a Tweet. :P
10. Can you hear me now?!?! No? What about now? I'm clinking my five NBA championship rings together like wind chimes.
9. I have decided to take my talent – that was MY line first back at Lower Merion in ‘96, btw, @KingJames – to Twitter! (I personally love this. Sorry LBJ fan friends. LOLz)
8. No one can do anything for “I'm bored,” but my mission: Take the next-lamest Tweet, “Time to hit the gym!” and actually inspire with it.
7. Hello, Twitter world! I love you all (except @SHAQ, @adidasUS and @celtics)!!!
6. I'm here, but I frankly don't see how I can keep it real. Every other word I say in real life, for humor or malice, is a curse word. #exceptwithdaughters
5. Next 100,000 followers get free Nike T-shirts. You wouldn't believe how many shirts with my own picture I have lying around here.
4. Me in 1998: “Why would you ever play if you don't want to be the best player who ever lived?” Same as it ever was.
3. How many Tweets do you really expect me to type in here? Have you SEEN my fingers? (LOLz!)
2. My avatar of a black mamba crushing Twitter's blue bird isn't enough. Watch this real mamba kill a real bird! youtube.com/watch?v=HHt0ZiaSXo4
1. I hear Twitter is a place with a lot of love – and a lot of hate. Perfect for me. LOL.
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